An oddvice inspired in the statistical fact that aleatory choices turn out to be more effective when choosing a boss or a government.
The oddvice given in this song is: CHOOSE ANYTHING AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!
lyrics
I don't care what's your condition
Just pick one and do it fast
There's no time for too much thinking
If it's good or bad
I don't mind what's your election
After all it was all chance
Anything is better than nothing
in this world of ours
Having to decide
Where you want to go
It's so easy now
Right now!
You have a choice
Up or down
Shake Yer Bootee Boy!
Yes just a choice
Up or down
Shake it on the dance floor!
We are here for your decision
It's OK whatever you say
Hurry up don't leave us waiting
Someone might take your place
There is only one division
Left or right is what you have
We won't take no for an answer
Come on and spit it out
You have a choice
Up or down
Shake Yer Bootee Boy!
Yes just a choice
Up or down
Shake it on the dance floor!
Choosing is circumstantial
Just have to let it flow
Dive in forgeting what you've been told
Reason is not substantial
If you are in a hole
Keep it unless you want to go on
Turn UP!
You have a choice
Up or down
Shake Yer Bootee Boy!
Yes just a choice
Up or down
Shake it on the dance floor!
Now Down
Now Up
Like this...
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
etc...
Up or Down (repeat)
credits
from Lambada For Zombies,
track released March 14, 2011
El Pricto: Synths and vocals
Jaggles: Synths and vocals
Director Willkins: Electric bass
Vasco Thrilller: Drums
Composed and arranged by El Pricto for Discordian Records.
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